I'm busy writing the sequel, or non-sequel, to Stan. It's set 25 years after Stan ended. What I need is names - character names. I could do the random-name-generator thing, or the favourite-rock-artist-name-combo thing, but I thought I might try something different.
Does anyone want their name used for a character? Please submit as replies to this post. There are, you will understand, some rules:
It must be your name, not some poor soul that you want to pick on, or embarrass;
So, following on from that;
It must be publishable;
No Bart Simpson phone-gag names;
I cannot guarantee that the character will match yours in any way, or indeed be nice - given that there aren't very many nice people in my books, it's very likely that they will not be nice - at all.
There is no reward, financial or otherwise, in having you name included, other than be able to point at it in the book and say "that's me" - if you dare own up to it.